This is Moose Tracks

Everyone keeps asking what is "Moose Tracks?"

This is Moose Tracks. It is the best ice cream ever, except that stuff I used to get at some family place in Wisconsin by my Mom's old work....

But....this is the best ice cream besides that....except Coldstone is pretty flipping good too, I mean you can't beat that place. Can you tell me ANY ice cream parlor that lets you put ACTUAL PEANUT BUTTER right IN your ice cream? And Butterfingers and all this yummy fruit and waffle cone pieces too mmmmmmmmmm.

Ok, ok, this is the best ice cream you can by at most major grociery chains.
How's that????????????
http://www.moosetracks.com/flavors/detail/14

HA HA! Along with 50 mgs Vicadin for my ankle, I have half a gallon of Moose Tracks too. And some artichoke dip and crackers. Yum. If I didn't know for sure that it is not even possible...I'd think I was pregnant. Nah, just a little disheartened and in pain. That will all be over soon.......lalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

buh bye searing, burning pain in my ankle
buy bye scorching, awful pain in my heart
buy bye annoying, selfish pain in my ass
buh bye buh bye buh bye buh bye

laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa