In Honor Of....

The following (sent to me by whom else but Matty) is honor of all the crazy nights I've spent with my friends during those roaring 20's and the fond and memorable events those evenings created. Things I wish I had said are in bold:

>> THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
>> 1. Innovative
>> 2. Preliminary
>> 3. Proliferation
>> 4. Cinnamon
>>
>> THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
>> 1. Specificity
>> 2. Anti-constitutionalistically
>> 3. Passive-aggressive disorder
>> 4. Transubstantiate
>>
>> THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
>> 1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
>> 2. Nope, no more booze for me.
>> 3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
>> 4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
>> 5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
>> 6. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
>> 7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
>> 8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I
>> have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool.
>> 9. Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the
>> street.
>> 10. I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.