Birth Of The Mango

Once upon a time there was a beautiful young princess named Sarah, with corn silk hair, green eyes and gregarious laughter. She was a happy princess mostly, but she did want more. She searched the land high and low, but often found herself unsatisfied and rather irritated with her findings.

Then one day, she met a charming prince, with dark hair and lovely kind and compassionate eyes named Chance. He too was a happy prince mostly and he didn't really realize that he wanted more until he met the totally intoxicating princess Sarah. Then he had no choice but to submit and fall in love.

Time past and the bond grew deeper. Many a night was spent at the prince's cottage, dancing in the dark and drinking delicious concoctions designed to delight and appease. The princess and prince were quite happy and it was fun to be young and in love.

One fine afternoon, the princess contacted the prince via telephone to decide on their plans for the evening. The prince answered with an enthusiastic "Hello Mango" with a long drawl and touch of tease in his voice. It was at that moment that the princess became "The Mango" and everyone in the royal court would eventually follow suit in addressing the revered princess in such a manner.

Since that time, as the handsome and extremely intelligent prince came to know The Mango on a daily basis and became subject to her ever evolving emotional state, different definitions of the The Mango came to light.

When The Mango is being difficult, ornery or nasty, she becomes "The Prickly Cactus Apple Fruit" or just "Rotten Fruit" for short.

When The Mango is giggly, happy and joyous, she becomes "A Semi-Gelatinous Tree Fruit" or "Happy Mango Knee Fruit."

When The Mango is being bad and particularly devilish, she becomes "El Mango Del Diablo" or "The Devil Fruit" or "The Mango Devil" depending on the princes mood.

When The Mango is being adored by her prince, she becomes "The Most ______ Mango On The Tree" (Beautiful, Special, Lovely, etc....)

When the prince has had too much wine and is being silly, she becomes "The Free Truit"

Variations and additions of the before mentioned terms can change on a daily basis and generally do, but it can be safely said that The Mango is a fruit and she is happy to be a fruit and she loves her prince very much for giving her such a special name. She is a very special tree fruit indeed.

And THAT, is how The Mango came to be. The Mango Fruit and her prince lived happily ever after. ~ bling ~

The End.