Top 10 Fridays - Reasons Why Fridays Don't Suck!

Hi Everybody,

Welcome to the infamous "Top 10 Fridays" with your host, the infamous and always Mangolicious, Sarah Banarah!

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Ok boys and girls, today we will be discussing the top 10 reasons why Friday's Don't Suck! This should be a fun and easy one so snuggle up with something (or someone) warm and cuddly and revel in the all the glorious reasons to find yourself happy and full of wonder for life each and every Friday.

(woo hoo, Fridays RULE!)

Oh yes and kiddies, do YOU have a super-duper-fantasmic topic for "Top 10 Fridays?" If so, please send us your name, "Top 10 Fridays" topic and a brief description to ME and I will happily add it to the hat used to select our weekly installments. Remember, I am the DECIDER...achem, sorry I mean, the author of the Top 10 lists presented on "Top 10 Fridays" so your suggestions are totally open to my interpretation (mood) and may or may not be used on the show. Those offering bribes in the form of chocolate, Captain Morgan's, money, sushi, gift certificates, massages and/or conspicuous praise of my obvious intelligence and beauty will most likely have a better chance of getting on the show. Those not bearing gifts and/or arse kissing should refrain from begging or guilt trips because I've gotten wise to this trick.

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So send in your suggestions ASAP and hey, don't forget to check back every Friday for next weeks "TOP 10 FRIDAYS!"

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Top 10 Reasons Why Fridays DON'T SUCK!

10. Friday is weekend foreplay.

9. Notice the bluer skies with brighter and warmer rays from the Sun on Fridays?
That's because the Sun is closer to the Earth on Fridays and therefore it's a much better day then Thursday or Monday.

8. I no longer have to share 2 bathroom stalls with 20 women 8+ hours a day for 2 WHOLE days.

7. Did you know that you can eat ANYTHING on a Friday and not gain one single pound?
You can also drink and smoke as much as you want and not feel like total shit the next day. WOW!

6. I wear whatever I want to work. Even my favorite rainbow glitter afro and fuzzy flower slippers!

5. There's comfort in knowing your not the only one blogging, chatting or emailing your lover while feigning interest in your daily duties.

4. It's the best reason I can think of to bump "Shiny Disco Balls" on the way to work.

3. It's a little known fact that Dick Cheney actually grows a soul only once per week, you guessed it! FRIDAY.

2. I can barely contain myself with the idea that on Saturday, I'll still be sleeping at 5:45 AM! whoa.

1. It's freaking Friday and for me, that means BEER NIGHT! WOOP WOOP!