Happy Halloween Gang!
I work with a bunch of freaks who insist on celebrating Halloween the ENTIRE month of October (my kind of freaks) and today is the crescendo of this month long celebration!
HALLOWEEN!
This year, it was "Pirates Of The Caribbean, The Black Pearl." I currently have a mast, sails and 'water' surroudning my cube. My row of cubes is serving as the ship. We have a VERY convincing Captain Jack Sparrow (B is a cutie anyway, so you add the Johnny Depp-ish-ness and he's looking pretty piratey) and a whole crew of skally wags!
And moi? Well, all sea-fairing vessels must have a wench and that be me, aye! I'm the Dirty Wench, responsible for keeping these mangy scoundrels in check and on balance! How might I do that? Tis easy as two seagulls mating on the mast! By ensuring each n' every one of these stanky fools is nice n' drunk. B'Sides, these little devils loosen their pockets when they loosen their lips to drink the Devils drink. Tips AHoy! YAR!
I work with a bunch of freaks who insist on celebrating Halloween the ENTIRE month of October (my kind of freaks) and today is the crescendo of this month long celebration!
HALLOWEEN!
This year, it was "Pirates Of The Caribbean, The Black Pearl." I currently have a mast, sails and 'water' surroudning my cube. My row of cubes is serving as the ship. We have a VERY convincing Captain Jack Sparrow (B is a cutie anyway, so you add the Johnny Depp-ish-ness and he's looking pretty piratey) and a whole crew of skally wags!
And moi? Well, all sea-fairing vessels must have a wench and that be me, aye! I'm the Dirty Wench, responsible for keeping these mangy scoundrels in check and on balance! How might I do that? Tis easy as two seagulls mating on the mast! By ensuring each n' every one of these stanky fools is nice n' drunk. B'Sides, these little devils loosen their pockets when they loosen their lips to drink the Devils drink. Tips AHoy! YAR!
More to come....
1 comment:
Crystal here - I can't comment on your page now since I updated to Beta. Anyway - my comment:
An excerpt from my company policy: In accordance with THQ policy, employees may not dress up in costumes for Halloween. It is important for employees to be well-groomed and appropriately dressed at all times. Employees represent The Salvation Army all year round; your appearance and dress help to create a business-like atmosphere and reflect a good image of The Salvation Army and you as an individual.
Dicks. To rebel, I am wearing the purple cindy-loo-who headband so galliantly displayed on your profile pic.
Saddly we haven't done anything this Halloween. :-(
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