BOO!

This is one of those days I dread at work. Production Build days DOOODELY DOOOOOOOOO! Skerry. Everyone runs around with their jaws clenched and forced smiles and you can just see the buildings blowing up and smoke rising all around you as you walk through the office. This energy not only affects the admin folks, it gets everyone’s panties up in a wad and I, for one, think everyone not impacted by this should get the day off. Everyone gets snippy with each other because someone was snippy to them. It’s like a red hot set of dominos, tumbling down the hill and burning everyone in its path.

I am personally cheesed because SOMEONE (you know who you are fun natzi’s) blocked Facebook and now the firewall hates me. Is ok Firewall, I don’t really like you all that much either. I know you don’t care that I spend most of my waking hours in this office toiling away for the benefit of phone books everywhere and you aren’t concerned that things like Facebook and LOLCats might be my only source of happiness in between the before mentioned toiling. I know you think that anything having to do with Paganism is truly to terrifying or subversive for me to be reading and therefore you must protect me and my employer. Surely they don’t want some witchy woman looking up spells to cast on her general manager during her lunch hour because everyone knows that’s what we do, us crazzzzy pagan researchers….we walk around flippantly casting spells and worshipping Satan and sacrificing small children and bunnies. Kittens and puppies too. Oh yes, believe it! Clearly, a horrifying force is at work if I am looking up the exact dates of the solstice and moon phases. It is quite obvious I am up to no good at all and must be stopped.

Boogedy boogedy boo!

See, the flaming dominos fell my way and I erupted. It’s a nasty thing I tell you, all that negative energy floating around the office. I feel like we could all spontaneously combust at any moment.

Luckily, I plan to defuse all that raging fire by going home and fluffing up my nest a little and playing with the smooshy faced one. I see….hot tea and puppies in my future. A clean house, incense and perhaps…OH JUST MAYBE….I’ll start coloring my bumble bee’s :)