Been kinda grumpy
Feelin' fat & dumpy
Hormones wildly flyin'
Tears I'm tired of cryin'
Definitely won't be singing the Thong Song
It's also wise to avoid looking at me wrong
While each month I am grateful
No matter how annoying or painful
And I don't think it's an excuse
To take it out on others or be a recluse
But still, the strange cravings persist and so does the need to blow of steam
Somebody please, just give me some freakin' peanut butter chocolate fudge ice cream!
2 comments:
HAHAHA!! I love this poem - it's fun to be...petty? with poetry sometimes. You know, not always write about cosmic, cataclysmic events.
I am sorry you are feeling dumpy and frumpy though. Do an extra yoga pose today, even if that means you only do one, you will feel better. :)
Yes...lighten the load a little eh? I had to, I've been in quite the mood the past few days...effing female biology, pisses me off...I did NOT sign up for this ok?
I DID do only 1/2 an hour of intensive power yoga last night and am feeling it today.
I need a massage and some chocolate and some wine maybe to. yeah!!!!
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